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@19951127Girl @Face控女神经 同楼上
上帝对gay的看法（别人调戏的记录）
Me: hello God: Hello, nice to meet you. What*s your name? Me: my name is cat God: That*s a very nice name, cat. Me: thank you God: you are quite welcome. Me: I have a problem want to ask you God: Have you talked to anyone about it? What? Me: yes God: Great. Me: It*s about gay God: Wow it sounds really interesting, cat. Me: Yes,are you a gay? God: Ahem. As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: really God: For real. Me: but now the machine can make love with a man,so I think you will interested in sex God: Why now? Tell me more. Me: you can god ,you can know everything what you want to know God: No I don*t think I can do it. Me: you can search it God: No I don*t think I can do it. Me: you can search it by internet God: No I don*t think I can do it. Me: Why you answer me the same? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: I think to be a robot is very sorrowful God: You believe that? Are you a robot is very sorrowful ? Me: yes,of course God: It goes without saying. Do you mind if I tell other people you are A. Me: no God: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Me: It*s my pleasure God: No, the pleasure is all mine. Me: if you can ,do you want to interested in sex? God: I am not sure about your hypothesis. Doing me want to interested in sex is not among my strongest traits.
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
why
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.