翻译机我发明的，你看，挺好使的。

Students! Is it true that my classmates every day with me said Fudan developed can replace human translation machine translation, but if the translation unemployment so don't let the promotion and support of my exam I master of translation is not the future? The heart of jumping off a building to have [picture]

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拿你这话试了试。。

就是英译中有点问题

Students! Is it true that my classmates every day with me said Fudan developed can replace human translation machine translation, but if the translation unemployment so don't let the promotion and support of my exam I master of translation is not the future? The heart of jumping off a building to have [picture]
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学生!真的是我的同学每天都跟我说复旦发展可以取代人工翻译机器翻译,如果翻译失业所以不要让促进和支持我的考试我翻译硕士不是未来?跳下一个建筑的核心[图片]
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英文和中文我都看不懂，求翻译成人话